Top Five Excuses For Not Writing Lately:
5. Was at a Cheers convention in Vegas
4. Had to fly to CA to testify in Michael Jackson trial
3. Was writing a protest rap to free Mumia
2. Too busy working on Jorge Posada voodoo doll
1. Went to D.C. to give Condi some pointers on North Korea
(Wait a second... I've never been to D.C.)
By the way, tonight on ESPN Classic it's the Top Five Reasons You Can't Blame... Art Modell (whoever he is) for moving the Browns to Baltimore. I guess that's a football team?
I am such a loser that I'm watching a show on PBS about 70's songwriters. I wish I had some pot.
Where every Friday is Hawaiian Shirt Day
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