Lethal Sloth

I'm still recovering from an exhausting Meatster/Opening Day doubleheader in Boston, so I dug deep into the annals of stuff I made up while trying not to kill myself at my last job. (And someday I will figure out that whole HTML-table thing.)

Write Your Own Lifetime Movie Kit

Choose Title:

Pick an adjective:	Add a deadly sin:
Fatal	Lust
Deadly	Greed
Lethal	Pride
Desperate	Sloth
Dangerous	Anger
Precious	Murder
Carnal	Adultery

Cast:

Pick any three:
Kate Jackson	Tracey Gold	Brian Dennehy
Sharon Lawrence	Kelli Martin	Ken Olin
Meredith Baxter Birney	Kim Delaney	RickSchroeder
Tori Spelling	Corky	Mark-Paul Gosselaar

Plot:

Fill in the blanks:

This movie is about a woman who must ________
a) kill her husband
b) kill her lover
c) kill her husband’s lover
d) kill her boss

and survive _______
a) prison
b) rape
c) prison rape
d) incest
e) breast cancer

in order to save her ________
a) job
b) marriage
c) family
d) breast