March Crabness

Reasons I’m in a bad mood tonight:

I’m not tan
It’s March
Haven’t seen the sun in 462 days
Spring training is just a tease
I won’t be reliving my triumphant 2002 second-place NCAA pool finish
Babies, and the friends who would rather have them than hang out with me
It’s Sunday and I’m at work
My cat is not at work with me
Terri freakin’ Schiavo
“Intervention” has too many compulsive gamblers and not enough meth addicts
It’s freezing and raining out? No way!